I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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