Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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