so that wasnt chicken after all
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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