Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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