Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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