I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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