Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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