My pussy is not your playground.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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