guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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