please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Randomize
