I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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