Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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