I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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