That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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