Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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