My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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