I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Help. Why am I so naked?
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