Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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