i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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