Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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