How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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