Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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