Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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