Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Found the puke drawer
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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