Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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