This girl is more easily done than said...
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Such a big mess for such a small penis
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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