Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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