He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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