you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize