my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
this will be a night to untag.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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