Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He had one of those small greek statue penises
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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