3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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