Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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