question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
