Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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