White coat. Heels.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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