I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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