it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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