What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
But theres a keg here and me gusta
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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