scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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