We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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