I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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