Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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