i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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