You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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