Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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