if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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