I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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