I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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