i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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