i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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