if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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