Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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