? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I came so hard my ears popped.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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